Top Ten Quotes: 2006

This page has the list of the "Top Ten Quotes of 2005" amongst a group of my friends as determined by Rooney and I. The table below lists just the quotes. Scroll down to see who said them and find out the story behind the quote.

10. "What did I miss?"

- Lee

January 1, 2006. Lee had just woken up after being crowned the "Drunk of the Night" for New Year's Eve 2005. Upon walking out into the extremely messy living room at Mike and Cari's house, he wondered exactly what it was that he had missed after passing out the previous evening.

9. "Wow! These are really sticky nuts!"

- Noah

There was a black bowl of honey roasted nuts on the table. Noah went to grab a handful and utters the quote above.

8. "Here's to you Mrs. Robinson..."

- Phil

Phil, watching Susan get hit on by a 22 year old at the Burren. Several of us were there with all the "kids" listening to an 80's cover band. Who knew that "our" music had come back with such avengence?

7. "I don't understand where you get the fill from."

- Susan

Susan had seen Phil's brilliant Halloween costume -- a shirt with the letter 'A' and a chick attached to it. It didn't take her long to figure out this costume was "Chic-fil-a" (obviously). Well after she figured this out, she came up to Phil and said the quote above. After saying this, the light went on and she realized where the "fil" (or "Phil") came from. It was only then that she realized the true genious of this costume.

6. "I am so glad my nipples are taped down."

- Susan

Though we don't remember exactly who said what, someone said something that could have "excited" Susan, causing her to say the quote above. As Susan drank more and more wine the rest of the evening, she had no qualms showing people that her nipples were indeed taped down.

5. "I don't normally look at other women's breasts."

- Rooney

Rooney was responding to a question about whether or not she had noticed how large another women's breasts were.

4. Q: "Are you coming tomorrow night?" A: "Yes, with or without the dildo."

- Susan (the questioner) and Danielle (the answerer)

At Conley's the day before the holiday party, Whisten is considering the appropriateness of bringing a vibrator to the Yankee swap. As Danielle and Whisten are leaving, the exchange above takes place.

3. "He's bringing a snake to my house to unplug my drains."

which was followed by:

"He has the right tools, I don't."

- Renee

Renee, talking about a date was going on the next day. She quite literally meant that he was bringing a snake to unclog her drains (ostensibly the drains in the house). When someone pointed out this statement could be taken in multiple ways, she defended it by stating

that he had the right tools and she did not.

2. "Don't touch my snatch."

- Becca

Talking about someone's attempt to grab the cylindrical container of a puzzle game she used earlier as a prop for the... er, male anatomy.

1. "How do you play nipple twister?"

- Sheila

While playing the blank game, someone submitted the combination "nipple twister" to which Sheila responds with the quote above (refering apparently to the classic Twister game). She then leans over the table and shakes her breasts back and forth.

Honorable Mention

These quotes almost made the list:

"I put your clothes in the hamster."

- Marsha

Lee said it to Marsha at the end of the night of the Yankee Swap party, after Marsha drunkenly couldn't remember the word "hamper" and instead called it "trash can," "hammer," and then "hamster". Yes, she was so drunk (according to her) that Lee had to put her to bed.

"Fine, I'll have a sixth."

- Monica

Monica, trying to convince Susan to do a shot of tequilla at the Super Bowl Party. Monica did not want Susan to have to drink alone.

Other Submissions

The rest of the quotes that were submitted this year:

"Four is kind of fun."

- Phil

Mike pointed out that you can count all the way up to 31 using the fingers on just one hand IF you count in binary. This quote refers to the "double" meaning of four using this system.

"Would you save my wet spot?"

- Becca

Becca was asking Phil to save her spot at the table we were eating lunch at after an afternoon of kayaking which included a brief swim. There really was a wet spot on the bench she was sitting on.

"I've never been a big Pooh person."

- Rooney

Said during a game of Trivial Pursuit. The question Rooney needed to answer was something about the person who created Winnie the Pooh.

"We might be stepping in sticky water."

- Rooney

Rooney trying to explain a difficult situation she thought she was getting herself into.

"Let me bite his ass."

- Susan

I have no idea what the story behind this one is.